I’m Not Passive-Aggressive, I’m Asynchronously Direct Tee

A funny work T-shirt for Australian office workers who’ve ever typed “per my last email”. Printed in Australia, with free shipping Australia-wide.

You’re not passive-aggressive. Your tone was perfectly clear. In writing. Three days ago. With the attachment. This tee says it for you: a little pink smiley and the most corporate defence ever written. Wear it to Friday drinks, the stand-up that should’ve been a Slack message, or anywhere your honesty arrives before your filter.

Product features

• 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colours are 85% cotton, 15% viscose)
• Medium-weight 180gsm fabric, regular fit
• Side seams, neck and shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar that holds its shape
• Tear-away label and printed inner neck label, so no scratchy tag
• Printed in Australia, with free shipping Australia-wide and delivery to New Zealand

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Do not bleach, tumble dry, iron or dry clean

FAQs

• Is it office-appropriate? Yes. No swearing, just very specific workplace energy.
• How’s the fit? Regular fit. Order your usual size.
• How long is delivery? About 4 business days to print, then about 2–7 business days within Australia.